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Andy Rooney Responds
By:John Messinger
Date: 10/17/2012, 8:16 pm

: My problem isn't storage space, cost, or worn out tools, it's the
: GF realizing how much time it takes away from her! Even
: promising her she can paddle it doesn't do the trick. I have to
: sneak in time when she's not looking, which is to say rarely.
: Good think she doesn't cruise this site, I might not have a GF
: anymore.....hey....wait a minute.....no, no, that won't
: do.......would it?

: Bryan K

Andy Rooney on Women Over 50

From Andy Rooney on CBS’s 60 Minutes:

Sometimes we discover gems of wisdom that have been right on our doorstep for, well… for a long time! CBS correspondent Andy Rooney shares his insight on what makes women over 50 so smart, sexy, and fun! Here you go:

As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age.

You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

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S&G: I have a flat bottomed 12' S&G and...
Robert N Pruden -- 9/5/2012, 10:44 pm
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ancient kayaker -- 9/5/2012, 11:14 pm
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Bill Hamm -- 9/6/2012, 1:52 am
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Robert N Pruden -- 9/6/2012, 8:49 am
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John Abercrombie -- 9/6/2012, 11:27 am
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ancient kayaker -- 9/6/2012, 11:56 am
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Robert N Pruden -- 9/6/2012, 12:31 pm
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Malcolm Schweizer -- 9/6/2012, 12:57 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 9/6/2012, 5:12 pm
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Bill Hamm -- 9/9/2012, 1:48 am
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mick allen -- 9/6/2012, 6:24 pm
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Etienne Muller -- 9/7/2012, 3:33 am
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Robert N Pruden -- 9/8/2012, 12:31 am
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ancient kayaker -- 9/8/2012, 11:57 am
Re: S&G: I have a flat bottomed 12' S&G and... *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 9/7/2012, 6:22 pm
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John Abercrombie -- 9/7/2012, 8:46 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 9/7/2012, 9:25 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 9/7/2012, 9:26 pm
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ancient kayaker -- 9/7/2012, 11:01 pm
Re: S&G: I have a flat bottomed 12' S&G and... *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 9/10/2012, 9:44 pm
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Kenneth Sutherland -- 9/11/2012, 12:03 am
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Bill Hamm -- 9/11/2012, 1:57 am
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Robert N Pruden -- 9/11/2012, 9:03 pm
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Kenneth Sutherland -- 9/14/2012, 11:25 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 9/11/2012, 2:08 pm
Re: S&G: I have a flat bottomed 12' S&G and... *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 9/11/2012, 8:03 pm
Progress on the RP Sport surprises me *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 9/12/2012, 1:56 pm
Oh yeah...one more thought...
Robert N Pruden -- 9/12/2012, 2:00 pm
Re: S&G: I have a flat bottomed 12' S&G and... *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 9/12/2012, 3:34 pm
How do I know I am nutsy about building?
Robert N Pruden -- 9/13/2012, 5:37 pm
Joggle Stick for panel shape transfer *PIC*
Kenneth Sutherland -- 9/14/2012, 12:31 am
Re: Joggle Stick for panel shape transfer
Robert N Pruden -- 9/14/2012, 4:34 pm
Re: Joggle Stick for panel shape transfer
Robert N Pruden -- 9/18/2012, 5:26 pm
Re: Joggle Stick for panel shape transfer
John Messinger -- 9/25/2012, 8:23 am
Re: How do I know I am nutsy about building?
ancient kayaker -- 9/21/2012, 11:35 pm
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Bill Hamm -- 9/23/2012, 1:13 am
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Robert N Pruden -- 9/25/2012, 2:29 pm
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Bill Hamm -- 9/27/2012, 2:05 am
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ancient kayaker -- 9/26/2012, 5:49 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 9/27/2012, 6:53 pm
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ancient kayaker -- 9/27/2012, 11:05 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 9/27/2012, 11:13 pm
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Bryan K -- 10/17/2012, 4:28 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 10/17/2012, 6:34 pm
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Paul Davies -- 10/17/2012, 7:41 pm
Andy Rooney Responds
John Messinger -- 10/17/2012, 8:16 pm
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Etienne Muller -- 10/18/2012, 4:29 am
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Robert N Pruden -- 10/26/2012, 5:09 pm
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Bill Hamm -- 10/28/2012, 2:10 am
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Bill Hamm -- 9/28/2012, 12:47 pm
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Bill Hamm -- 9/28/2012, 12:46 pm
Some progress on the now not flat bottomed kayak *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 9/20/2012, 5:57 pm
Re: Some progress on the now not flat bottomed kay
Paul Davies -- 9/20/2012, 7:54 pm
Getting the ribs made and installed.. *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 9/21/2012, 11:33 am
Re: Getting the ribs made and installed.. *PIC*
woodman -- 9/21/2012, 1:30 pm
Re: Getting the ribs made and installed.. *PIC*
woodman -- 9/21/2012, 1:32 pm
Re: Getting the ribs made and installed..
Robert N Pruden -- 9/21/2012, 1:50 pm
Re: Getting the ribs made and installed..
Robert N Pruden -- 9/25/2012, 12:24 pm
Re: Some progress on the now not flat bottomed kay *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 9/21/2012, 3:28 pm
Re: Some progress on the now not flat bottomed kay *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 9/21/2012, 5:49 pm
Tracing a new panel completed... *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 9/24/2012, 10:56 am
New panel is glued together in situ *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 9/24/2012, 6:24 pm
Re: S&G: I have a flat bottomed 12' S&G and... *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 9/24/2012, 12:12 pm
Alrighty...new panel is shaped and installed... *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 9/24/2012, 5:00 pm
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scottbaxter -- 9/24/2012, 8:22 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 9/25/2012, 12:18 pm
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Bill Hamm -- 9/27/2012, 1:59 am
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Paul Davies -- 9/24/2012, 8:37 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 9/25/2012, 12:21 pm
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ancient kayaker -- 9/26/2012, 5:53 pm
Re: Alrighty...new panel is shaped and installed.. *PIC*
Sean Dawe -- 9/25/2012, 1:10 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 9/29/2012, 3:05 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 10/6/2012, 12:43 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 10/6/2012, 1:35 pm
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ancient kayaker -- 10/7/2012, 1:30 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 10/9/2012, 2:52 pm
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ancient kayaker -- 10/9/2012, 4:47 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 10/10/2012, 9:41 am
So I get home Friday evening after...
Robert N Pruden -- 10/15/2012, 12:11 am
Re: S&G: I have a flat bottomed 12' S&G and... *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 10/28/2012, 4:38 pm
Snowing and cold outside but...
Robert N Pruden -- 10/28/2012, 5:25 pm
Grin And Bear Me....
Robert N Pruden -- 10/28/2012, 7:38 pm
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Malcolm Schweizer -- 10/30/2012, 8:26 am
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Robert N Pruden -- 10/30/2012, 7:11 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 10/30/2012, 7:29 pm
Brass rub strip is installed *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 10/30/2012, 11:08 pm
Riser and hatch supports installed tonight... *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 11/2/2012, 10:34 pm
Lots of stuff done today... *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 11/3/2012, 5:04 pm
Brass rub strip installed. *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 11/3/2012, 5:05 pm
Re: Brass rub strip installed. *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 11/3/2012, 5:07 pm
Seat hinges last thing to do today before launch *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 11/3/2012, 5:10 pm
Maiden launch completed *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 11/4/2012, 5:36 pm
Re: Maiden launch completed *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 11/4/2012, 5:38 pm
Re: Maiden launch completed *PIC*
Robert N Pruden -- 11/4/2012, 5:39 pm
Re: Maiden launch completed
Bill Hamm -- 11/5/2012, 12:15 am
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Robert N Pruden -- 11/5/2012, 2:09 pm
'Bama won and it's a snow day here...
Robert N Pruden -- 11/7/2012, 10:33 am
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Kenneth Sutherland -- 11/7/2012, 11:07 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 11/8/2012, 4:58 pm
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Etienne Muller -- 11/8/2012, 3:46 am
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Robert N Pruden -- 11/8/2012, 4:59 pm
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John Messinger -- 11/8/2012, 7:34 am
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Robert N Pruden -- 11/8/2012, 5:00 pm
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Paul Davies -- 11/8/2012, 12:08 pm
Re: 'Bama won and it's a snow day here... *PIC*
Sean Dawe -- 11/8/2012, 2:41 pm
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Paul Davies -- 11/8/2012, 4:31 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 11/8/2012, 5:02 pm
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Paul Davies -- 11/8/2012, 7:57 pm