Hee hee hee, tooooooooo funny! Several of these will be quoted, you're going to be famous!

: On the moon there is no water, neither are there any kayaks. However, the
: Moon has got seas. Go figure.

: Water rolls downhill. Kayaks also roll downhill. Usually kayaks go downhill
: better in water than on land, but people have tried both ways. The steeper
: the water travels downhill, the smaller the kayaks get. They get so small
: they call them "play boats," but they are not really play boats
: because people actually use them. That's another story.

: Water can be pushed into waves. Waves can be pushed into kayaks. Kayaks can
: be pushed into rocks. Rocks cannot be pushed by kayaks, therefore you
: should avoid the last part of this equation.

: Kayaks that float in the ocean are called ocean kayaks. Kayaks that float in
: the sea are called sea kayaks. Kayaks that don't float are called coffins.

: Kayaks can be made from wood. Wood cannot, however, be made from kayaks,
: unless you count the debris from the above mentioned combination of water,
: kayaks, and rocks.

: Water can freeze into polar ice caps. Polar ice caps can melt from global
: warming, causing the earth to be covered in water. Wouldn't that be great?

: Water can cause your feet and hands to turn into prunes. Prunes, however,
: cannot turn into hands and feet, but they can bring you to your knees if
: you eat too many of them.