: So this duck decides to have his business partner killed. He calls
: a hit-duck and strikes a deal. The hit-duck asks if he'd like
: the head as proof. No, just send me the bill.

: Kirk

This duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Got any grapes?" The bartender says
"No, we don't have any grapes." Duck walks out of the bar.

The next day the duck walks into the bar and says to the bartender: "Got any grapes?" The bartender says
"No, this is a bar, we don't have any grapes, we never have grapes." Duck walks out of the bar.

The next day the duck walks into the bar and says to the bartender: "Got any grapes?" The bartender by now is quite irate and says
"I've told you twice we don't have any grapes. And if you ask again, I'll nail that stupid bill of your's to the floor." Duck walks out of the bar.

The next day the duck walks into the bar and says to the bartender: "Got a hammer?" The bartender says
"NO, WE DON'T HAVE HAMMERS EITHER, THIS IS A BAR!!!" Duck says: "Got any grapes?"