: This duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Got any
: grapes?" The bartender says
: "No, we don't have any grapes." Duck walks out of the
: bar.

: The next day the duck walks into the bar and says to the bartender:
: "Got any grapes?" The bartender says
: "No, this is a bar, we don't have any grapes, we never have
: grapes." Duck walks out of the bar.

: The next day the duck walks into the bar and says to the bartender:
: "Got any grapes?" The bartender by now is quite irate
: and says
: "I've told you twice we don't have any grapes. And if you ask
: again, I'll nail that stupid bill of your's to the floor."
: Duck walks out of the bar.

I am SO copying this and updating my facebook status...

StephenHJ

: The next day the duck walks into the bar and says to the bartender:
: "Got a hammer?" The bartender says
: "NO, WE DON'T HAVE HAMMERS EITHER, THIS IS A BAR!!!" Duck
: says: "Got any grapes?"