: Uh huh. Yeah, right. I think you've got an awesome wife there that
: said "Gee honey, I don't mind you building a boat in the
: living room! Of course I don't mind stepping around it."
: You just want to hide her away from the rest of us. I sure
: wouldn't want her to get wind of what the other wives are
: doing... ;o).

: My wife's already declared "Kayak Free Weekends"... no
: mention of kayaks, related paraphernalia, water, or construction
: activities. Build a kayak in the living room? HA!

I had the same problem with 'merican women so I decided to change my luck and married a filipina. When I told her the kayaks should go on one living room wall and the surfboards on the opposite wall she said the same thing she always does in these situations, "You must be the one to decide. You are my boss."

Of course I treat her like a queen, which is easily done because she is easily satisfied.

"Kayak Free Weekends" What language is that. I don't understand. ; )