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Re: twisted!!
By:Ian Johnston
Date: 4/24/2000, 4:36 am
In Response To: Re: Lee, one more twisted thought (David)

: I was talking to someone with experience with the fast ferries in the English
: Channel. He said if a collision is imminent to aim for the bridge; since
: the ferry won't be able to avoid you anyway, you just want to make a
: statement.

Hi David,

I am a firm believer in kayak mounted surface to surface missiles! In this case it doesn't matter where you hit them. In fact a near miss is just as effective.

The other nice thing is that if you get a direct hit the explosion generally creates a clear path for you to paddle through!! The only way to improve on this would be to use a nuclear warhead and vapourize the debris so paddling would not be interupted.

Ian

P.S.- do you know where I could get a few Sidewinders? Apparently they work well on jetskis!!

Messages In This Thread

Kayaking Safety
Bruce -- 4/20/2000, 7:12 pm
Re: Kayaking Safety
David -- 4/22/2000, 9:37 pm
Re: Kayaking Safety
Ian Johnston -- 4/23/2000, 9:10 pm
Re: Kayaking Safety
Jay Babina -- 4/21/2000, 4:42 pm
Re: Kayaking Safety
Chris Casazza -- 4/21/2000, 6:53 am
Re: Kayaking Safety
Jack Martin -- 4/21/2000, 3:52 pm
Re: Kayaking Safety
lee -- 4/20/2000, 11:23 pm
Lee, one more twisted thought
Bruce -- 4/21/2000, 10:30 am
Re: Lee, one more twisted thought
Tom -- 4/21/2000, 9:01 pm
Re: Lee, one more twisted thought
lee -- 4/21/2000, 10:23 pm
Re: Lee, one more twisted thought
Bill Heuser -- 4/22/2000, 5:46 am
Re: Lee, one more twisted thought
David -- 4/22/2000, 9:34 pm
Re: twisted!!
Ian Johnston -- 4/24/2000, 4:36 am
Re: twisted!!
John B. -- 4/24/2000, 10:01 am
Re: off topic
lee -- 4/24/2000, 11:25 am
Re: off topic - Drywall
John B. -- 4/24/2000, 1:29 pm
Re: Lee, one more twisted thought
Bill Heuser -- 4/23/2000, 6:07 am
Re: Lee, one more twisted thought
lee -- 4/22/2000, 5:08 pm
Hypothermia
Bruce -- 4/21/2000, 10:12 am
Re: Kayaking Safety
Brian G. -- 4/21/2000, 12:13 am
Re: Kayaking Safety
Dean Trexel -- 4/20/2000, 8:36 pm