They went down to the local Piggly Wiggly and bought a package of frozen peas. Then, with a walrus tusk, they chopped a 6' diameter hole in the ice. They surrounded the hole with rows of peas and hid behind a snowdrift and waited...

When the polar bear walked up to take a pea, they kicked him in the icehole!

Shawn

> The next year, when real hungry, they pulled their double sealskinyak up
> on the shore, divided it, cooked it, and so they did halve their kayak and
> eat it too.