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And the next year . . .
By:mike allen ---}
Date: 2/25/2000, 8:54 pm
In Response To: Have you heard the one about...? (Steve Nieman)

> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. When they lit a fire in the
> craft it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and
> heat it too.

The next year, when real hungry, they pulled their double sealskinyak up on the shore, divided it, cooked it, and so they did halve their kayak and eat it too.

-mick

Messages In This Thread

Have you heard the one about...?
Steve Nieman -- 2/25/2000, 4:40 pm
Re: Have you heard the one about...?
Johnnie McNeely -- 2/26/2000, 8:22 am
And the next year . . .
mike allen ---} -- 2/25/2000, 8:54 pm
Naawww, they killed a polar bear and here's how:
Shawn Baker -- 2/27/2000, 6:01 pm
Re: And the next year . . .
Scott Lee -- 2/26/2000, 1:46 pm
Re: Even Worse!!
Ian Johnston -- 2/25/2000, 10:25 pm
Re: OOUUCCHH !! That's Bad!
Ian Johnston -- 2/25/2000, 5:48 pm