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Re: Sexual Logistics and the Barrier Method
By:Ian Johnston
Date: 11/3/1999, 2:47 am
In Response To: Sexual Logistics and the Barrier Method (mike allen)

> I presume you mean sexual logistics - that's easily solved. Take me for
> example - obviously the only reason I'm into this sport is that I get to
> legitimize wearing rubber suits all day long. You see they're really work
> well as a barrier method. So you can play all day long and not get into
> trouble (not her name). (for them-Just snip off the zipper pull on their
> suits.)

> But the only downside for me is that thru 1/2" of solid neoprene I
> JUST CAN'T FEEL A THING!!!

> -mike

Actually I hadn't even thought of that!!! I was concerned with getting 10-15 teenagers onto the water, hadn't even considered sleeping arrangments.

I have an idea though. Wet suits used are about $50.00- $75.00. There are 5 boys and 7 girls, so the wet suits will cost me 6- 8 hundred dollars!!

BUT, (and this is the good part) the SPCA offers neutering for $25.00 and as there are only 5 boys (and I'm thinking 1 or 2 may drop out.) That is only $125.00 MAXIMUM!! The girls won't need their body condoms because I'm betting the last thing on the boys mind for quite some time, will be sex!!

Now how to get them to the SPCA? I could always tell them they need a little TUTERING !!

Ian {:o)

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Re:BOOMING
Rehd -- 11/2/1999, 1:39 pm
Re:Ensigns in red shirts!
Ian Johnston -- 11/2/1999, 2:41 am
Sexual Logistics and the Barrier Method
mike allen -- 11/2/1999, 12:31 pm
Re: Sexual Logistics and the Barrier Method
Ian Johnston -- 11/3/1999, 2:47 am
Re: Sexual Logistics and the Barrier Method
lee -- 11/3/1999, 6:07 am
Re:Ensigns in red shirts!
Rehd -- 11/2/1999, 3:41 am
Re: Lunatic fringe
Ross Leidy -- 11/1/1999, 3:44 pm
Re: Lunatic fringe
Ian Johnston -- 11/1/1999, 10:27 pm
Re: Lunatic fringe
Rehd -- 11/1/1999, 10:38 pm
Re: Lunatic fringe
Mike Hanks -- 11/2/1999, 12:28 am
Re: Lunatic fringe
Rehd -- 11/2/1999, 1:20 am
Re: Lunatic fringe
Ian Johnston -- 11/2/1999, 2:26 am
Re: Lunatic fringe
Rehd -- 11/2/1999, 3:32 am
Re: It'd attract the sharks!
Don Beale -- 11/1/1999, 3:28 pm
Don't Worry
mike allen -- 11/1/1999, 3:46 pm