. . . additionally Highland Woodworking has discovered that sticking a sharp chisel up your ass and rotating it can cause severe pain, injury, and even death. Please don't stick chisels or other sharp objects up your ass.

^^^ I added that last sentence, but the rest is for real!

- gee, had me fooled - it just fitted in so well with the rest . . . although I did wonder why the warning didn't seem to apply to blunt objects as well