: Exactly! The wind chill this morning was some ungodly
: record-shattering number like -37 C (or F for you Americans). I
: drove over the river today and saw nothing but tumbled broken
: ice where just one week ago I was paddling. Sucks to be here.
: Car would barely start. Darned good thing the humidity wasn't
: higher than sere or I wouldn't have made 5 steps outside before
: running back into the house with severe frost-bite on my face.
: Bent wood, Malcolm? I don't see a problem with that. Try cutting
: wood with a saw while your fingers numb up faster than you can
: use a chop saw for just one cut. Hee! Hee! Why the heck do ya
: think I'm running over to your place, eh! I just might become
: one of those Canadian winter birds 'cept I won't poop all over
: the place like those geese do.

Geeze, I just reread my post and realized that it's really whinny. I must be getting old (walks out of the room shaking his head and mumbling about the old warmer days...)