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Goverment Funding 8) ?
By:Vernon Lowery
Date: 6/23/2000, 11:20 am

FYI? A government medical study has discovered that a small, but growing percent of the worlds population is being afflicted with a strange condition termed the ORKA Disorder. Short for "Obsessive Regenerative Kayak Assembly Disorder ", this affliction has been shown to cause anti-social behavior by forcing the person to lock themselves in basements and garages for months at a time. Common symptoms are hoarding of small pieces of wood, uncontrollable urges to obtain fiberglass and resin, insomnia and standing around wooden Kayaks, mumbling with glossy eyes. Rarer side effects are, and hostile over inflated egos and the inability to "let go" of a conflictive BBS Thread. No public announcement will be made to confirm this disorder, as the sufferers would immediately apply for government disability and revert further. If you have any questions, please call…heck, my scarf is dry, I got to go!

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Goverment Funding 8) ?
Vernon Lowery -- 6/23/2000, 11:20 am
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Tig and Tink -- 6/24/2000, 1:21 am
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Tony -- 6/26/2000, 2:11 pm
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RM Dalton -- 6/24/2000, 4:02 pm
Re: It's not so far from reality 8-)
Erez -- 6/23/2000, 11:51 pm
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Julie Kanarr -- 6/24/2000, 12:39 am
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John B. -- 6/24/2000, 9:48 am
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Rehd -- 6/24/2000, 12:49 pm
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Julie Kanarr -- 6/24/2000, 7:18 pm
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Tony -- 6/23/2000, 1:02 pm
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Julie Kanarr -- 6/23/2000, 1:17 pm
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Don Beale -- 6/23/2000, 7:23 pm
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Rehd -- 6/23/2000, 2:16 pm
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Julie Kanarr -- 6/23/2000, 2:51 pm