> :)

> Actually your right.

> When I've got my crash helmet on while driving the 'vette I get those
> looks too!

> MOSTLY FROM COPS!

That's great! LOL

Now tell them that you are wearing it because this car has no brakes and you want to protect yourself from a concussion!!

When he asks why the brakes don't work, tell him it is because you don't have the money and if you did you probably wouldn't fix the brakes anyway because you need to buy auto insurance first!

Then tell him it doesn't matter because you don't have a license anyway!

Then complain that this car only has a half a tank of gas and the next time you steal a car you will make sure the tank is full!!

When they ask you your date of birth just give them the day and month. When they ask you what year, look at them like they are stupid and tell them, "Every year!"

When they ask why you were speeding, tell them it was so that your buddy who just robbed that bank over there could get away, while they are busy writing this ticket!

Ask him what caliber of handgun he carries and then ask him if he has ever shot himself in the foot!

Ask him how it feels to go through years and years of training and then be on the street writing tickets, like a glorified meter maid.

Oh, the fun you can have with a traffic cop!!

Ian {:o)