> A little haha that a friend told me the other day.

> There are these two Irish sailors who's ship sank in the middle of the
> ocean. As luck would have it, they find a double kayak adrift and with
> much work, climb in. The Irish sailors look into the cockpits for paddles.

> The first on says, " Did ye find a paddle, Sean?"

> The second one answeres, " Nay, Shamus, I just found dis ol'
> lamp."

> So Shamus rubs the lamp and a Genie appears.

> The Genie says, " Well boys, I am an old Genie and so I can only
> grant you one wish."

> Being a good Irishman Sean says, "Okay, I want ya ta turn dis whole
> great ocean into beer!"

> " Done!", says the Genie. He then snaps his fingers and all the
> water in the ocean turns to a fine beer.

> Shamus says, " Sean, ya daft bugger! Now we have to pee in the
> boat!!"

> Ian

- "Ech Shamus, keep yair panties on, won't ye? Joost widdle in the front hatch and Oi'll tinkle in the back!"

- "Boot Oi cin hairdly reach, Sean! And boi bejaisus at this rate we'll be drownin' in less than too hurs!"

- "Stop yair fookin' whinin', Shamus, they're not yair usual hatches - Oi've used an idea from the kayak bildin' boolletin baird and poot in indoor ploomin'!!!!"

- "Indoor ploomin'? INDOOR PLOOMIN'???? Oi've read the same blarney 3 toimes o'er and there's bin nairy, nairy, NAIRY a post aboot outdoor ploomin', indoor ploomin', or any kroistly, bloody well ploomin' AT ALL!!"

- " Aaaahhh, cain't ye read then Shamus? Oi've just followed the advice of some other dumb mick, used a fool tube of silicone and made both my hatches . . . . . . . . . .

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FLOOSH!!!!!"

-mick