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Re: Think outside the box

Posted By: Ian Johnston
Date: Wednesday, 21 May 2003, at 10:57 a.m.

In Response To: Re: Think outside the box (LeeG)

: Maybe it's the lawnmower?

I bet that's IT!!!! I would suggest getting rid of that thing........and while your at it, get rid of anything that runs the risk to your paddling. It just amazes me that so many men complain about not having enough time and what do they do on the weekends?? They go looking for tools to buy! Haven't they figured it out.....the more tools you buy, the more work your wife will get you to do around the house and the less time you will have to paddle.

The way a conversation concerning work around the house should sound is:

Her: "Honey, can you fix the sink? It's dripping again."

Him: "I would love too Dear but I don't have a Hoozit Wrench. I guess you should call the plumber. Hey, no sense both of us waiting around for him....I think I'll go paddling!"

On the off chance that she gets you to hang out and wait for the plumber, just look through the phone book and make casual comments like: "WOW!!!! Naked female plumbers!! Sure I'll wait for them!"

Ian

Messages In This Thread

swollen left hand
LeeG -- Monday, 19 May 2003, at 6:31 a.m.

Re: swollen left hand
Don Lucas -- Monday, 19 May 2003, at 9:52 a.m.

Re: swollen left hand
LeeG -- Monday, 19 May 2003, at 11:38 a.m.

Re: swollen left hand
Debbie -- Monday, 19 May 2003, at 1:41 p.m.

Re: swollen left hand
Robert N Pruden -- Monday, 19 May 2003, at 10:35 p.m.

Re: swollen left hand
LeeG -- Tuesday, 20 May 2003, at 10:41 a.m.

Think outside the box
Brian Nystrom -- Tuesday, 20 May 2003, at 12:06 p.m.

Re: Think outside the box
Shawn Baker -- Tuesday, 20 May 2003, at 12:12 p.m.

Re: Think outside the box
Brian Nystrom -- Tuesday, 20 May 2003, at 12:26 p.m.

Re: Think outside the box
Shawn Baker -- Tuesday, 20 May 2003, at 6:17 p.m.

Re: Think outside the box
LeeG -- Wednesday, 21 May 2003, at 7:26 a.m.

Re: Think outside the box
Ian Johnston -- Wednesday, 21 May 2003, at 10:57 a.m.

Re: Think outside the box
Brian Nystrom -- Wednesday, 21 May 2003, at 12:04 p.m.

GP's
Robert N Pruden -- Friday, 23 May 2003, at 6:10 p.m.

Re: swollen left hand
Mike and Rikki -- Thursday, 22 May 2003, at 1:08 a.m.

Re: swollen left hand
LeeG -- Thursday, 22 May 2003, at 8:03 a.m.

Re: swollen left hand
Mike and Rikki -- Friday, 23 May 2003, at 1:35 p.m.

Re: swollen left hand
Robert Woodard -- Tuesday, 20 May 2003, at 7:05 p.m.

Re: swollen left hand
Ted Henry -- Tuesday, 20 May 2003, at 8:13 p.m.

Re: swollen left hand
Ian Johnston -- Tuesday, 20 May 2003, at 9:23 p.m.

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