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Re: Material: Acetone causes you to have daughters
By:Paul Davies
Date: 11/19/2013, 8:06 pm
In Response To: Material: Acetone causes you to have daughters! (Malcolm Schweizer)

Hi Malcolm,
This is about the difference between male and female paddlers.
Ask your wife if this rings any bells.
Your offspring sex is governed by the sperm.
Male sperm "paddle" fast and furious,as you'd expect,but give up early after a big effort.
Female sperm are slow reliable paddlers,as you'd expect, and will get there in the end.
To produce daughters:
Copulate up to two days before ovulation.[just once, mind]
That will allow enough time for the sperm to sort themselves out!
After copulation,sniff the acetone,if you dare [just once, mind].
cheers

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Material: Acetone causes you to have daughters!
Malcolm Schweizer -- 11/18/2013, 6:59 pm
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Ric Moodie -- 11/18/2013, 9:01 pm
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John Faas -- 11/18/2013, 10:51 pm
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John Roberts -- 11/19/2013, 5:08 am
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Bris Paul -- 11/18/2013, 10:59 pm
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mike kelly -- 11/19/2013, 3:12 am
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Malcolm Schweizer -- 11/19/2013, 8:42 am
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Greg_H -- 11/19/2013, 10:15 am
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Robert N Pruden -- 11/19/2013, 4:30 pm
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Mike Kelly -- 11/19/2013, 4:43 pm
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Bill Hamm -- 11/20/2013, 12:40 am
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Mike Bielski -- 11/19/2013, 12:15 pm
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Robert N Pruden -- 11/19/2013, 4:28 pm
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Paul Davies -- 11/19/2013, 8:06 pm
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Bill Mayberry -- 11/19/2013, 11:29 pm