: I needed some masking tape and it was old and kept tearing. If you
: nuke it in the microwave for 15 seconds or so, it softens the
: glue and rejuvenates it.

: I'm sure this will improve everyone's lives in the future.

Lawyer: Mr Pruden, please refer to paragraph 2 on the affidavit filed by your new ex. She is claiming that you first attempted to nuke some 3x1 pieces of plywood in her kitchen microwave after which her reheated noodle soup tasted like wood flour, and then, for some strange reason, later on, her reheated pizza tasted like hot duct tape. Now Mr Pruden, were you aware that her microwave was only 18 inches wide on the day you tried to heat bend that wood? She is claiming irreconcilable differences during this divorce proceeding and the cost to replace her microwave.

Robert N Pruden