: Belly flopping into a vat of Guinness might not be too bad. I am
: worried that if Linda finds this thread, she'll start thinking
: of taking me out to water ski.

That is unlikely. Women rarely get their men started on waterskiing. Too many other women around, flaunting their lean, tanned, bodies, while wearing skimpy swimsuits--which can get ripped off by the water if they fall. Makes it hard on a guy's eyes.

: She loves things powered...I am the opposite...I love moving
: around under my own power.

gonna hafta build her a boat with a motor in it. An electric trolling motor works great on small boats like canoes and kayaks.

PGJ