I think I am in good company. I got an email offering to buy from me when I don't even have anything for sale on my web site. Get a load of this:

Dear Customer,

My Name is Clement Boot from Clement Company Limited ....i
would like to make an purchase of a ( Kayak Storage) okay..i would be
more happy if you can also email me with the sizes of the ( Kayak
Storage) that you have for sell as well..Please let me know if you do
accept Credit Card as a form of payment...it will be pick up at your
location by a freight company..Hope to hear from you soon..

Regards
Clement Boot

Maybe I should write him back and say I have ( Kayak Storage) in 6" and 12" sizes?