: Um, Mike---

: That little bowl on the dinner table with the lemony water in it---

: Ya aint supposed to drink it. It's for your fingers. If you drink it the
: people you are with with think that you are uncultured. It's good for
: getting off the greasy feel from fried chicken. Also good for getting off
: the sticky residue of epoxy.

: Unless it has ice in it, and is served with a bit of sugar, and in a tall
: glass, it is not lemonade.

: Just a bit of wisdom I've picked up after years of being considered
: uncultured.

: PGJ

Hi Paul,
Ain't culture that furry stuff ya get in petri dishes?

And who said ya drink it? That's uncultured, ya spit it out.
And table cloths are what ya use to wipe yer fingers.

Mike Savage
South West Cork