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Re: Off Topic: Cheques from Uganda
By:skiffrace
Date: 3/16/2009, 9:37 pm
In Response To: Off Topic: Cheques from Uganda (Rod Tait (Orca Boats))

This may actually work! Here is what you need to do:

Step 1: Request you receive your payment in Zimbabwean dollars
(ex. 1 boat = $ZWD 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.34

Step 2: Convert the overpayment from Zimbabwean dollars to US American dollars
(ex. $ZWD 2,267,464,030,295,500,211,456,234,001,299.17 = $US 1.09

Step 3: Send the overpayment to Zimbabwe (the shipping costs may kill you)

Step 4: Modify the Zimbabwean dollars by replacing the picture of Robert Mugabe with image of Georgio Bush, ugh, I mean George Washington.

Step 5: All done - don't forget about your friends here on this forum.

PS. Don't sent any boats - it's all desert in Africa. A nice picture will suffice.

Good luck!

: Whoo-hoo. I recieved my first cheque from the nice man somewhere in Africa.
: He says he wants to order a whole bunch of boats and is willing to keep
: sending cheques as long as I just send the overpayment to his friend
: somewhere else in Zimbabwe (I think). Anyways, I am so thrilled that I
: have made the big time. Rob Macks, do you want see who can get the bigger
: cheque?

Messages In This Thread

Off Topic: Cheques from Uganda
Rod Tait (Orca Boats) -- 3/16/2009, 8:22 pm
I feel left out...I didn't get any cheques
Robert N Pruden -- 3/18/2009, 2:54 pm
Oh yeah...
Robert N Pruden -- 3/18/2009, 2:56 pm
Re: Off Topic: Cheques from Uganda
skiffrace -- 3/16/2009, 9:37 pm
Re: Off Topic: Cheques from Uganda
eric -- 3/17/2009, 9:19 am
Re: Off Topic: Cheques from Uganda
Bill Hamm -- 3/18/2009, 12:44 am
Re: Off Topic: Cheques from Uganda
eric -- 3/18/2009, 10:33 am