Seein' as how you both live in the boonies at opposite ends of the continent, I'd classify any potential hanky panky between the two of ya' as GU (geographically undesireable) That's a relationship that is doomed from the start.

Besides the Forum has a distinct, "Don't ask, don't tell", policy on this sort of thing. Lay low and it'll blow over like a cloud of Red Cedar dust on a good sailing day.

Chris