I had a neighbor once who had trained thier rat-dog to run across the street, crap in my yard, and run back across, all while they stood in the door in thier underwear and watched. I wanted to pop that mutt with a BB so bad... I always hoped it'd get squished, but the street wasnt busy enough. Once I picked up the crap, and put it on thier porch. They didnt get the hint. Finally I moved, for other reasons but glad I did. Now, if that happend, I COULD shoot the dog and nobody the wiser.

Peed on your boat... I'd want to kick it into next week.