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Re: Dog on a Stick?????
By:Elliot
Date: 8/16/2001, 11:14 am
In Response To: Dog on a Stick????? (John Soberay)

: Get this....After glassing my hull, and letting it dry for a few days, i had
: accumulated quite a mess in the garage. I set the boat outside on the lawn
: to clean up, and, um, one of my many dog-owning neighbors (i live in a
: condo complex) was walking his little rat dog, and, well, THE THING PISSED
: ON THE BOAT!!!! THAT FREAKING DOG PISSED ON THE BOAT!!!!!!! Luckily the
: hull was upside down (i hadn't glassed the inside yet. THE DOG PISSED ON
: MY BOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT DOG! I'LL KEEL HAUL IT WHEN I FINISH
: THAT BOAT. I'LL SEND MIKE TYSON TO EAT THAT DOG'S CHILDREN. AAAAAHHHHHHH I
: SENSE A PROPHECY OF SCORN FOR ALL LOCAL WELSH CORGI'S. Unreal. If any of
: you have any good ideas in regards to the fate of that little rat-dog
: (such as keel hauling, or vending "Welsh Corgi on a Stick" on
: the streets of Cleveland),let me know.

Maybe that little rat kick dog would like a little florescent green kool-aid. Friggin thing probably barks at you too eh? I guess you could just go Piss on your neighbors front door or car...

Chin up man, Elliott

Messages In This Thread

Dog on a Stick?????
John Soberay -- 8/16/2001, 9:47 am
Bright Side?
Bryan Sarauer -- 8/17/2001, 1:50 pm
Wash the boat with diluted vinegar
Paul G. Jacobson -- 8/17/2001, 12:41 am
Yip Yip Yip all the way home
don -- 8/16/2001, 11:53 pm
Re: Dog on a Stick?????
Jim Pace -- 8/16/2001, 9:14 pm
Every dog has its day
Pete Notman -- 8/16/2001, 5:50 pm
Give the doggie a nice bowl of antifreeze *NM*
Dale Frolander -- 8/16/2001, 2:23 pm
Dog owner on a Stick?????
Doug K -- 8/16/2001, 12:11 pm
better than what I got!
Tony -- 8/16/2001, 11:36 am
Re: While the neighbor watched?!? (OT)
Don Beale -- 8/16/2001, 11:27 am
Re: Dog on a Stick?????
Elliot -- 8/16/2001, 11:14 am
Re: Dog on a Stick?????
LeeG -- 8/16/2001, 11:02 am
Dog on a Stick? == paddle float :) *NM*
Ross Leidy -- 8/16/2001, 10:35 am
fiberglass encapsulated doggie boat-anchor *NM*
Malcolm Schweizer -- 8/16/2001, 10:18 am