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KBBS Archive 10,000
Kayak Joke
Posted By: Ian Johnston
Date: Thursday, 4 November 1999, at 3:39 a.m.
A little haha that a friend told me the other day.
There are these two Irish sailors who's ship sank in the middle of the ocean. As luck would have it, they find a double kayak adrift and with much work, climb in. The Irish sailors look into the cockpits for paddles.
The first on says, " Did ye find a paddle, Sean?"
The second one answeres, " Nay, Shamus, I just found dis ol' lamp."
So Shamus rubs the lamp and a Genie appears.
The Genie says, " Well boys, I am an old Genie and so I can only grant you one wish."
Being a good Irishman Sean says, "Okay, I want ya ta turn dis whole great ocean into beer!"
" Done!", says the Genie. He then snaps his fingers and all the water in the ocean turns to a fine beer.
Shamus says, " Sean, ya daft bugger! Now we have to pee in the boat!!"
Ian
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